I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
