just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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