You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
this hospital has no fireball
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Randomize