So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Ikea night.
?
Insert tab A into swedish slot B
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Randomize
