Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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