I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You may now shotgun with the bride
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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