This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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