he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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