elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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