Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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