I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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