awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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