its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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