I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
that may or may not have been my penis.
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