Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Is it because I queefed?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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