Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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