just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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