sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
so that wasnt chicken after all
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize
