Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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