Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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