i don't like sucking hair
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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