a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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