We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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