we're blogging at a bar
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Don't make out with my wife yet
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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