the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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