My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Boobs are out for the taking
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
