well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im holly from the hills drunk
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We left the knife in your bed.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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