question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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