I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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