ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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