Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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