Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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