Only a mothe r could love this liver
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we made out on top of his cat.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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