he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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