Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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