Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
