you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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