Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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