I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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