Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
