I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
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i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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