Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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