can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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