How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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