Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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