dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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