What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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