I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
we're so committed to being not committed
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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