I don't think brook has ever known best
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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