I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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