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As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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