I'm eating all of the evidence.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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