remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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