i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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