No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
accomplished twins. life is a go
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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